Email: I really love getting emails. Please feel free to send me some email at

Face-to-Face: Though many people have encountered me in person, it can be very disorienting and is not recommended.

Telephone: Please do not call me. My cat is asleep by the phone and will wake up if it rings. He is much less annoying when he is asleep.

Psychic: I am always available to receive telepathic messages. No spammers please.

Twitter: I am in business with the twitter chicken. Follow me @hallithbates.